This is a guest post from someone who only signs himself as C.
Hi David, I mean Martin! Remember when I phoned you to congratulate you on your blog and you wrote about it on your blog? Course you do! I want to congratulate you now on your spiffing cover! You've managed to persuade the whole of Durham that you're a sad loser who has to fantasize about being a secret agent. Now that everyone laughs at you it's easy to go about unobserved and serve your country. Brilliant!
What's that you say? You are a pathetic loser with no life and the laughter that follows you round Collingwood is all you deserve? Oh yeah, I guess you're right.
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