Every writer in every paper in Britain and America has copied my brilliant ideas without crediting me. This is always pointed out on my blog in comments by people who never leave their names but write just like me. So I've got a brilliant idea, readers. I'll write to the Speccie, the Guardian and the Telegraph under the made-up name David Lindsay recommending me.
Success! I added the teensy-weensy lie that I'm a tutor at Durham University and now I've got a Telegraph blog!
Boohoohoo! Now I've been sacked because some wascal and wuffian wrote to the Telegraph to make the totally disgraceful slur that er is true that I totally made up the story. Damian Thompson said I was a thick fraudster. I'll sue him for libel. How dare he overestimates my intelligence.
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